The Graveyard

The Lair Of Gary James

5 Solutions To Perennial Problems

Posted by BigWords on April 1, 2012

How To Appear Intelligent

Stop talking so much.

How To Enjoy Any Situation

Keep a hip flask full of rum on your person at all times

How To Become Invisible

Keep walking away until the observer cannot see you.

How To See In The Dark

Buy a flashlight.

How To Deal With Trolls

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