Posted by BigWords on December 14, 2010
I can’t write a Christmas story.
This past week I have tried every trick I can think of, yet the words aren’t flowing – okay, I had better clarify that: the right words aren’t flowing. There’s a giant mess of purple prose which grows larger every time I go near the Christmas tale, and it’s rapidly escalating to a point where the density of purpleness may eventually hit critical mass and create a black hole of bad writing, sucking in everything good along with the bad. I’ve had enough. The good (?) news, is that while I’ve been thinking of ways to get the story done, there has been enough time to put together a seasonal themed blog post.
If you are breaking into a cold sweat, then you have probably read this blog before.
This is a list of Christmas videos. You can thank me or complain as much as you want. I really don’t care at the moment. Ooh, look over there – something shiny… *wanders off*
Weird Al Yankovic – Christmas At Ground Zero
Weird Al Yankovic – The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Vandals – My First Christmas
The Kinks – Father Christmas
The Long Blondes – Christmas Is Cancelled
Reuben – Christmas Is Awesome
Achmed The Dead Terrorist Christmas Song
Karkis – Secret Satan
The Ramones – Merry Christmas
Tony Ferrino – Bigamy At Christmas